Man Tried to Impregnate a Quattroporte

"Toyota Sucks Lots Of Sausages" (groundedtotheair) 06/30/2015 at 22:40 • Filed to: None

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Not really. But here was what happened, allegedly:

Imagine the pain this petrol head is feeling! Note to self, don’t leave a tin of paint on the backseat of your Maserati then swerve to avoid a dog…

The thick white paint completely destroyed the interior of the driver’s supercar, causing more than £40,000 worth of damage, as he was forced to avoid hitting the animal.

Claims Manager for RAA Insurance Hayley Cain said the driver had left the paint on the backseat when the lid dislodged from the tin and flew through the air.

She said: “As the tin flew around the car like a mini tornado, the leather interior and windscreen were liberally splashed with a thick coat of white paint.

“Fortunately the driver was fine, but given the extent of damage to the interior, our insurance assessors declared it a write off and we settled the claim for over $90,000.’

I smell a rat when the rat’s really dead for at least a week.

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Baeromez > Toyota Sucks Lots Of Sausages 06/30/2015 at 22:58

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>Quattroporte

>”supercar”

Right...

Toyota Sucks Lots Of Sausages > Baeromez 06/30/2015 at 23:03

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“Leave the supercars to us, and you just wait and freeload off the trash we no longer use.”

- Ferrari

Baeromez > Toyota Sucks Lots Of Sausages 06/30/2015 at 23:09

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“Hey, Giuseppe! Bring these guys some of those leftover Enzos!”

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Toyota Sucks Lots Of Sausages 06/30/2015 at 23:11

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Toyota Sucks Lots Of Sausages > Baeromez 06/30/2015 at 23:13

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Haha exactly!

Not gonna lie, I’d take the MC12 over the Enzo, especially the racing version.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Baeromez 06/30/2015 at 23:14

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It even looks sad.

“Nobody wants me. They just don’t understand me! I’ll show them!”

Toyota Sucks Lots Of Sausages > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 06/30/2015 at 23:15

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Classic

That was the first thing that came to mind when I saw this piece of news

Toyota Sucks Lots Of Sausages > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 06/30/2015 at 23:18

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The sadness came from the fact that it was a bastard child

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Toyota Sucks Lots Of Sausages 06/30/2015 at 23:19

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Pretty sure my neighbors heard me laughing like a hyena

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Toyota Sucks Lots Of Sausages 06/30/2015 at 23:21

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Too soon.

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Toyota Sucks Lots Of Sausages 06/30/2015 at 23:29

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This is what came to my mind. Worth a watch.

Toyota Sucks Lots Of Sausages > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 06/30/2015 at 23:34

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Mr. Bean = always worth watching

Baeromez > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 06/30/2015 at 23:52

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It’s not sad. It’s sultry.

desertdog5051 > Toyota Sucks Lots Of Sausages 06/30/2015 at 23:56

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Couple things come to my mind.

1) Them damn B&O employees. (least likely)

2) Sorry doge. You in wrong place at the worst time. (probably was like a pelican I heard about)

3) She said: As the tin flew around the car like a mini tornado, the leather interior and windscreen were liberally splashed with a thick coat of white paint.

4)How fricking fast were you going?

5) Do you know anybody in Texas with a wet Bugatti?

6) Yeah, it didn’t work for him either.

Toyota Sucks Lots Of Sausages > desertdog5051 07/01/2015 at 00:30

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4) I wasn’t going very fast, but I DID come very fast!

5) Pretty sure that’s a wet Lambo, and is now on fire!!

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Toyota Sucks Lots Of Sausages 07/01/2015 at 00:41

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a write off?

I wonder how much the insurance company are selling it for. It’s in Australia and I’m in Australia.

Strippo Maserati anyone?

Toyota Sucks Lots Of Sausages > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 07/01/2015 at 00:50

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Or paint every interior panel white and reupholster with white leather, then sell it as a Mansory special “White Privilege” edition, and one will be none the wiser.

Baeromez > Toyota Sucks Lots Of Sausages 07/01/2015 at 01:17

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Oh, absolutely. The Maserati just oozes sex like a sopping pair of panties. The Enzo is an angry, engorged, syphilitic dick compared to the low-slung, subtle, slippery mystique of the MC12.

Baeromez > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 07/01/2015 at 01:22

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It would be worth it for that glorious 3.8L V8 alone if that’s the powerplant for this particular car. Swap that into a Fiat Spyder and enjoy your infinite eargasm.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Baeromez 07/01/2015 at 01:31

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that’s true, and will be worth more than a quattroporte in 10 years time anyway. holy depreciation batman.

Though I wouldn’t be restricted to putting into a spider, I’d find a Citroen SM and give it the engine it always deserved.

Baeromez > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 07/01/2015 at 01:40

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Now yer talkin.

Zipppy, Mazdurp builder, Probeski owner and former ricerboy > Toyota Sucks Lots Of Sausages 07/01/2015 at 03:21

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I probably could have get it cleaned up for less than a quarter of that.

KatzManDu > Toyota Sucks Lots Of Sausages 07/01/2015 at 04:46

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Everyone knows you put important stuff in the trunk.

Toyota Sucks Lots Of Sausages > KatzManDu 07/01/2015 at 04:49

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That’s why this seemed like a case of insurance fraud, just much less extreme than the Veyron-Pelican case.